The guy’s not subtle
I love how if you romance Cullen, he has two voices. The Commander voice that he uses to talk to his troops and everyone else, and then the soft, totally in love voice he reserves just for you.
Art: 13th cent. illuminator William de Brailes. Meme: Rob Brezsny's Free Will Astrology
All I want in da:d is for the protagonist to not walk stupid.
I have a very strong, very visceral reaction to the idea of turning someone Tranquil in Dragon Age media. Similar to child death/injury, I simply can not handle it. I wonder how many people out there share this with me.
Like, I’m sure your Tranquil fic/art is amazing and I love you and I’m proud of you for putting it out there but if I turn my gaze toward it I will turn to stone.
you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday
i dreamt this post got 19k notes overnight and everyone i knew had disowned me for for my cat 5 Sack Slip event